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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

So me and my ex boyfriend (from when i was 17, was not serious) are friends now! We got chatting when we bumped into eachother on christmas eve and weirdly enough he lives a couple of miles from me in london, and he just moved recently like i did. We ended up walking home together and we got on amazingly. He has been making an effort now we are back in london and i think he is gonna be a really good friend to have, we do connect on a deep level i think. He also confirmed that he views us as platonic so that is a load off my mind

It definitely seems like this boy at work likes me but idk for sure, cus hes new, maybe hes just tryna make friends? But we get along sooo well and we barely did any work today cus we were just talking and messing about so much

He has a little hoop earring and hes skinny and nice tanned skin (half asian i think) and dresses so hot and is cute and shy all at once which i am discovering is really my thing. He has really short hair tho whic is NOT my usual type but hisface is so perfect

whats happening? I think the new guy at my work likes me too? We both left work together to go to someones leaving drinks and the whole time we didn’t talk to anyone else. He left way later than he said he was going to as well. I saw a bumble notification on his phone so he siiiiingle but i’m worried he is interested in me for the wrong reasons even tho he has been really sweet and nice to me so far. He is REALLY a smouldering hottie so i’m confused and i feel ugly compared to him so i’m also like… maybe im wrong about the whole ting

omg so theres a new guy at my design job and hes SO!! BEAUTIFUL!! And i get embarassed when i talk to him cos its probably obvious to everyone that i fancy him

Hes so cute and shy and dresses perfect. we were walking up the stairs and he was like ‘how old are you’ abruptly which i think was his way of making small talk but in my head i was like ‘wow u wanna date me right’ and we are the same age and both dossed around for a while after uni. We and 2 others went for lunch together and i was the one he was speaking to when we walked there and back and he has smouldering eyes and a sweet innocence

He gave me some of his pistachios and i pretended to find his spreadsheet interesting. Idk if he was like flirting w me back because it was his second day so obv being friendly and nervous around everyone. And there are other girls in the office who are way hotter than me. But srsly me and my coworker both blush when he walks out the room n shit he looks like a model lmao he is a rare diamond

can’t find his social media:( i love feeling liek a school girl but im gna get crushed if he doesnt like me or has gf
hawthorn56
hawthorn56:
“Lmfao at this I love azealia sm but also incredible how beauty ideals morph at such a rapid rate in the internet era….. women just 10 years ago used to be terrified of gaining even a lil weight in the butt/hip area and now white women...
hawthorn56

Lmfao at this I love azealia sm but also incredible how beauty ideals morph at such a rapid rate in the internet era….. women just 10 years ago used to be terrified of gaining even a lil weight in the butt/hip area and now white women obsessed with getting fake asses that look like shit filled nappies. Like so many weight loss ads now very deliberately tell you that you WILL NOT LOSE YOUR ASS. Everybody has to aim for a flat tummy but magically retain/grow full hips and a butt! This is literally kim kardashian’s doing. Appropriative psycho bitch is the firestarter behind all of these white women attempting to wear black women skinsuits, the rise of plastic surgery in younger and younger girls, the birth of a whole new demented ideal that is just as hard to achieve (if not harder) than the 90s crackhead waif look. Iggy and all these other girls got where they are with multiple trips to their multiple surgeons, there’s nothing natural about it. Hang them from the gallows for lying to impressionable audiences to make a quick dirty dollar

artisandr3am3r
gynandromorph

there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot

Source: gynandromorph

i’m sick of having no motivation… at the moment i feel so blah. Like numb and everything takes me so long to do, like i’ll just lie in bed for as long as possible and put off everything

maybe its cus of winter affecting my mood? And the big move here… i just got a job in a pub near me but im not looking forward to it as thats my weekends ruined a bit now. But does push me to sort out finding a job i really do wanna do, a full time one to replace my part-time design job. But i keep putting off that too as i do like it there and like the people i work with. I’d feel like i was fucking them over leaving so soon too… as my design lead has been taking on extra roles as it is. I feel like im finally settled in to the office there and enjoy being a part of a community. Everyones friendly and young. But the job itself isnt challenging me enough or teaching me much